Secret of Somersault

A man walks into a bar, does a somersault and lands on a bar stool.

"How do you do that?" asks the bartender.

"I work in the circus," answers the man.

A few minutes later another man comes in, does double somersault and lands on bar stool.

"I bet you work in the circus, too?" says the bartender.

"Yes, I work with him" answers the man.

A little later another man comes in, does a triple somersault and lands on a bar stool.

"Ho, you too work with them in the circus?" asks the bar tender.

"No, I tripped over the doormat!" answers the man.

Super Fool

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Patient's Last Wish

Patient's last wish

Looking down at the critically sick patient, the doctor decided to tell him the truth. "I feel that I should tell you: Your condition is very bad, man. I am sure you would want to know facts. I don't think you have much time left. Now, is there anyone you would like to see?"

Bending down toward his patient, the doctor heard him feebly answer, "Yes."

"Who is it?"

The suffering patient said, "Another doctor."

Faith

The head of a village had gathered his folk to pray for rain. From the platform he gazed sadly upon his congregation.

"The faith of some of you is deplorable," he said. "here we are gathered to pray for rain and not one of you has brought an umbrella!"