Patient's Last Wish

Patient's last wish

Looking down at the critically sick patient, the doctor decided to tell him the truth. "I feel that I should tell you: Your condition is very bad, man. I am sure you would want to know facts. I don't think you have much time left. Now, is there anyone you would like to see?"

Bending down toward his patient, the doctor heard him feebly answer, "Yes."

"Who is it?"

The suffering patient said, "Another doctor."

Faith

The head of a village had gathered his folk to pray for rain. From the platform he gazed sadly upon his congregation.

"The faith of some of you is deplorable," he said. "here we are gathered to pray for rain and not one of you has brought an umbrella!"