Secret of Somersault


A man walks into a bar, does a somersault and lands on a bar stool.

"How do you do that?" asks the bartender.

"I work in the circus," answers the man.

A few minutes later another man comes in, does double somersault and lands on bar stool.

"I bet you work in the circus, too?" says the bartender.

"Yes, I work with him" answers the man.

A little later another man comes in, does a triple somersault and lands on a bar stool.

"Ho, you too work with them in the circus?" asks the bar tender.

"No, I tripped over the doormat!" answers the man.


Super Fool


After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."